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Fake name JD Vance ... and ... Make up Name Trump
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The fake team at the Trump White House & Insurrection Demolition After Thought Business, is complaining today about all things fake.
Their thing ... Trump's "fake" brand ... not to be confused with Trump's sideline "hoax" balloon ... or things that he puts out in the air.
Only things that he, the Donald, can apparently see.
Imagine that JD.
Which apparently doesn't fit well into the JD full-time couch routine.
So I figure hidey-hole boy Vance, not wearing any actual pants ... playing around with his bro-bro Miller ... is having a hard time putting in an hour of work a day.
But as you know, or can often ascertain, some days really-fake Fox can't fix all the Trump B.A.D. news. Or fake AG Bondi "Ms. DOJ" of that Trump pageant ... can't redact it fast enough. Or dark enough.
And sometimes, always on break too, the Donald has to relocate to the White House Lincoln bathroom, now under reconstruction, for a break from taking a break, which meanwhile, or likely after ... big he and little she, had or have, one of their more routey daily Bible lessons ... where Trump sees a light and starts preaching his rod & staff sermon on the mount everyone walking, and screw-over all of us agenda out-loud ... then something porcelain gets broken because KFC fits better in a box that a 1/2 bath got you session.
"Oh baby, you know it too" the Fake name Trump said to himself, before passing out from over expending this thin blooded heart felt swoon.
That's big pants down JD, not your little boy britch size you and the miller tyke wear for couch grabbing below the belt.
Meanwhile, fake JD has to work for more than 30 minutes in one day ... doing the bidding of his fake boos, Hair Fuller, Not So Much Anymore, lazy boss, his words I imagine not mine, and complain about congress not being officially licensed to use Trump's fake brand called "FAKE" ironically.
Bye bye fake name JD, smell you next month.
If Trump doesn't send you back to the asylum that is.
Or a private prison somewhere in South America.
Ask Rubio ... he'll give your your room number and travel details. Mask included :(
Signed, Frogging Thorpe ... "I voted twice 'cause Trump asked me to and then said it was OK to do in Texas, Florida, or any other maga red state. Oops, Venezuela.
Check your oil ... fake name JD ... it's looking a little low. As is your political career :)
