~ Maga Minion Minute ~ Legitimacy Questioned ~
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TRUMP'S HOT NATO DEAL ... U.S. Laughing Stock
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If it couldn't get worse, every flip of the Trump calendar just makes it all feel ten times worse. And it's so simple, that you can't believe that it somehow hasn't already been stopped. The Donald gets in front of a mic, or goes somewhere in the world, and then just opens his mouth. And out come random words. How embarrassing. At NATO, Donald Trump and Marco Rubio looked like a ventriloquist act. It could work, Trump speaks out of both sides of his mouth anyway. Sometimes says the same thing on the left as his right side. Or the complete opposite. And little Marco just repeats what big daddy tells him to say. Same difference. But don't anyone tell the entertainment union 'cause them two timing show biz boys probably owe a lot of back dues. Say since round about 2016.
Tanks, Floats, and Planes
So who's gonna tell Trump how those B-2 planes work ?! And who will be the one that explains to their pilots how a bombing operation works. Especially those bunker busters ?! God knows the answer, but he, she, or it ... isn't talking to the Donald this week apparently. Lori Loomer must have used some of her Hitler occult shit on Donnie and his head is a fascist tail spin. What's all the be bad to the press hubbub about ?! Nobody spit on any of the pilots. Like during Nixon :) Warning: but if they (those hero sandwich fly boys) actually do get to close to sir commander incompetent ... and the catheter or a diaper busts like a man-hole sized bunker obliterated, even slightly ... there might be some urine and feces flying around the oval office !! Quick, Fast, Duck & Roll.
OK, back in with dry clothes back on here. Whew, that was a close one. Blogger's don't get paid enough to wade through this much shit and golden shower pomp & circumstance. Anyhow, back to the report.
Here's how the current DOD / PH_THC_WHIS_KAY / air force bombing thing works. A billion dollar plane fly's over to the target ... X ... the pilot then opens a bombay door ... then a switch or person ... pushes the million dollar bomb weapon out into the air, sky, cloud ... and then ... GRAVITY ... delivers the load. Upon impact with poor ole' Mother Earth, the payload may or may not activate ... either in part, fully, or not at all. Either way ... POOF ... millions of U.S. taxpayer, hard earned, dollars ... legal millions if not billions otherwise (paid friends of plantation fruit pickers) ... GONE ... up in smoke. In less than sixty seconds. With no monetary return. Zero, zilch, nada. In effect a cash loss, Trump's signature business deal says Arty the news watcher voter. Close instruction manual now. At ease pilots.
Now don't miss out on Donald J. Trump's latest red-hot deal of a lifetime, if not the biggest in history (DJT: "it's hot in America") U.S. Laughing Stock ... online or via your nearest Hard Rock or Between money exchange. Oh, don't tell the misses or any democrats.
